“I never thought I’d say this, but I really miss voter fraud.” :)
That was preceded by Stewart saying that he passed out around 10:40 p.m. Tuesday night and woke up naked and bruised outside his studio.
“Anything happen?” he deadpanned.
Correspondent Ed Helms said tonight was the last night in America for going to the library or gay sex. “Personally, I’m going to do both,” he said.
You may have heard that al Qaeda may well attack Red States to punish them for supporting Bush. Or so sez OBL in his latest video.
Stephen Colbert identified at least one choice target the terrorists may well choose to hit.
Here’s how the New York Post covered the shocking news.
And here’s how the hangers-out at the ever-amusing FreeRepublic.com dealt with the deadly threat.