'Addressing Climate Crisis, Bush Calls For Development Of National Air Conditioner'
WASHINGTON, DC—In a nationally televised address reminiscent of President Kennedy's historic 1961 speech pledging to put a man on the moon, President Bush responded to the global warming crisis Monday by calling for the construction of a giant national air conditioner by the year 2015. Concept art shows how the 800-mile-wide device would function on [...]